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1,000 doses of LSD, usually in the form of 10 sheets of blotter acid (100 doses).
Church is for reading Bibles, music festivals are for eating Bibles.
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Christian religious text used to gain salvation through Christ and follow His word. Meant to create peace and spread kindness to all who read it and preach its words
“Jesus loves you, it says so in the Bible”
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Bible - a collection of books by many authors, written over many centuries. Describes the spiritual experiences of people who came from many different backgrounds and religious traditions. Often mocked by people who have never read it. Often treasured by people who have read it.
The Bible is not one book; it is a collection of many books written by many authors over many centuries.
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The Bible is a book written in the 3rd century before Jesus Christ which got finished in the 1st century after Jesus Christ. The Bible is divided in 2 testaments, the old and the new. The old testament is mostly controversial for containing homophobic, sexist, racist and ableist writings. Meanwhile, the new testament is more a bunch of moral lessons and values. Overall, the Bible is a symbol for all monotheistic religions.
The gospels is a book of the Bible
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God's word every thing in it is true
Ok I'll read the bible now
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I read the shrek script religiously every night in the same way that Christian's read the bible every night.
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An extremely over-rated fictional book used by fascists to oppress gay people.
"The bible clearly hates what you are and threatens you with death simply because you happen to be gay and not straight, son. So because the bible says I must hate what you are, then I'm going to do just that."
"The bible tells me to hate the sin and love the sinner. That means I hate that you're not straight like I am, but I still love you."
"Just change your sexuality and you won't be hated and oppressed. Just be straight for God. Reading the bible should help you make up your mind.", says the ignorant airhead who doesn't realize that any sexuality is fixed and set in stone.
"Unlike black people, you can hide your sexuality by keeping your mouth shut about it and not being in public with your boyfriend while kissing or holding hands. You're sexuality can stay in your bedroom. As long as you don't reveal your sexuality verbally or physically, you're safe. ", says the bible-thumping toxic masculine moron readily assuming his son and any other male to be gay.
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