bing

The lamest attempt at copying Google EVER. At least Yahoo has Yahoo!Answers to redeem itself. Bing has no cool shit whatsoever. Bing also slams Google in all its adds, which is pathetic as fuck.

Google (to Bing): You know what everybody says about you? They say that you're a Microsoft created search engine freak that's a less efficient version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act all innocent, you can take those pathetic commercials and shove it right up your hairy--

2060👍 37👎

Bing

As many people do not know, bing is actually an acronym for

Because
It's
Not
Google

Can also be used as
Bitch
It's
Not

Google

guy 1: Why shouldn't we use bing??
guy 2: Because it's not google.

2009👍 34👎

Bing

Bing is a search engine created by Microsoft, why it is not as good as the search engine Google is because Bing stands for: Because Its Not Google

Man 1: Don't use Bing.
Man 2: Why ever not good sir?
Man 1: Because Its Not Google.
Man 2:...

1983👍 54👎

Bing

A crappy ass search engine, made by Microjunk. When you search for something on Bing, it give's you irrelevant, off-topic results.

I am forced to use this piece of crap almost everyday, because Google is blocked at my school

Instead of being called "BING", it should be called "DUMB".

*google.com is blocked*

Dude #1: Oh crap, they blocked google! Now we have to use bing!

Dude #2: Aw man, I hate bing!

2223👍 72👎

bing

To copy the results of others work, e.g. test scores, search results.

I made sure to sit next to the smart kid in class so I could bing their answers on the test.

1966👍 70👎

bing

A failed attempt to gain market share by offering a poor or redundant imitation of a successful website or service.

"Hey, did you hear that imeem went bankrupt?"
"No surprise. It was just a Facebook bing anyway."

2039👍 115👎

Bing

Another attempt by Microsoft to challenge Google at Google's game.

Now they're calling it Bing- "But It's Not Google."

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