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A type of suit, most pleasing when worn by hot chicks.
It's cool when your mom only wears her birthday suit.
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The day parents hold against you and regret.
Mom: Whay didn't you take out the trash?
Kid: i'm sorry, I'm a little busy
Mom: Ohhh! like I wasn't busy when my water broke and I went into labor because of you.
Kid: TMI
Mom: what?
Kid: You won't understand!
mom: Just liek you won't understand the pain I went through to get you here
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A word that rappers love to use.
...We gon' party like it's yo birthday....
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The celebration of the occasion of which you exited a vagina. Not to be confused with sex.
My birthday is in July. (Never had sex in July though)
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The Day when your Mother does an excruciatingly painful thing which is called giving birth.
Respect yo momma coz u wouldn't be here today if she hadn't given birth to you.
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1) The day of your birth.
2) The final step in procreation.
3) The day you were shat into existence.
1)It's Jim's birthday today! Let's celebrate the day he was a slimy ball of fleshy meat sliding out of his mother!
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