A pile of dog shit that started growing little white hairs.
I just stepped on another whisker biscuit.
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Also known as dingleberry or assbugar. A small rolled up ball of toilet paper stuck or tangled in the hair of the butt crack. Alternatively it can be the dried up remains of a sexual encounter left in the pubic hair as a result of bad hygiene.
"That girl was so nasty! When I got her out of her panties all I saw were whisker biscuits!"
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a lame mustache, especially that of Bryan Watford.
If we go to the Trophy Club, see if Whisker Biscuit can get us in for free.
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Any Welsh bloke that has a thing for Jammy Dodgers and Doctor Who. A Whisker Biscuit will be your saving grace in a time of moldy biscuits or any such analogy.
"You're my Whisker Biscuit and you'll always be my Whisker Biscuit."
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The act of one unleashing a meaty fart in their pet's face, causing said pet to relentlessly lick their whiskers in order to savor the flavor.
My cat grey licks his lips when he's about to receive a whisker biscuit, especially on taco night.
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A cocktail consisting of 50% Jager, 50% Hot 100.
Damn it's cold, pass me that flask of Whisker Biscuit.
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The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.
Yeah, I'm gonna get me a little of that ol' buttered whisker biscuit tonight!
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