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When your having sex but the penis goes in the wrong hole and you do anal.
Oh he did a black hole last night
The Black Hole is when you get roasted so hard, to the point of no return. This phenomenon happens often. You may experience symptoms such as depression, anxiety, and embarrassment.
King Charles IV: My fort is impenetrable
Some random Serf: Your mom isn't.
Charles IV: Damn I'm in the Black Hole
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A black hole, according to the general theory of relativity, is a region of space from which nothing, including light, can escape. It is the result of the deformation of spacetime caused by a very compact mass. Around a black hole there is an undetectable surface which marks the point of no return, called an event horizon. It is called "black" because it absorbs all the light that hits it, reflecting nothing, just like a perfect black body in thermodynamics. Under the theory of quantum mechanics, black holes possess a temperature and emit Hawking radiation, but for black holes of stellar mass or larger this temperature is much lower than that of the cosmic background radiation.
Despite its invisible interior, a black hole can be observed through its interaction with other matter. A black hole can be inferred by tracking the movement of a group of stars that orbit a region in space. Alternatively, when gas falls into a stellar black hole from a companion star, the gas spirals inward, heating to very high temperatures and emitting large amounts of radiation that can be detected from earthbound and Earth-orbiting telescopes.
"Astronomers have identified numerous stellar black hole candidates, and have also found evidence of supermassive black holes at the center of galaxies. After observing the motion of nearby stars for 16 years, in 2008 astronomers found compelling evidence that a supermassive black hole of more than 4 million solar masses is located near the Sagittarius A* region in the center of the Milky Way galaxy."
-qoute from british astronomer
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A black hole is the asshole of an African-American.
Two of my pod-mates are African-American, and I get to fuck their black holes sometimes!
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Your stomach after the act of smoking marijuana, when it cannot be filled and it forces you to continually consume food.
After we smoked, Abdullah ate an entire box of hamburger helper and ordered a large pizza because he couldn't fill his black hole.
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