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Bradford. Just doesn't have a coast like Blackpool does.
Person 1: What you doing this weekend?
Person 2: Going to Bradford with the boys.
Person 1: What? Yorkshire Blackpool. Oh dear. That's bad.
A large town on the north west coast of England,full of chavs,beggars,drunks and druggies.Main food in town greasy kebabs,soggy shit chips,Polish food and pizza. Council consists of a load of money wasting idiots who`ll find a 1001 ways to waste money on crap things in the town center,like the massive metal arches blarting out shit music complete with flashing lights adorning a town center street,great for the chavs,but not for anyone else with more than one brain cell.Things to avoid in Blackpool are the town center on weekend nights unless you like the sight of drunken yobs fighting and peeing everywhere,and like the screeching of the thousands of drunken women on all the endless hen nights. The best thing about Blackpool is the M55 motorway out of it.
Blackpool town is crap don`t come and waste your money.
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Only the greatest modern rock group ever.
They are from Kansas City, Missouri.
The band was founded by Jim Suptic (guitarist), Brian Everard (bassist), Billy Brimblecom (drummer), althought Billy left the band... but Billy was an awesome guy; he had cancer in his leg.
Blackpool Light's first full album, This Town's Disaster, was released in June of 2006, from Curb Appeal Records.
The songs on This Town's Disaster are:
This Town's Disaster*
Blue Skies**
Empty Tank*
Maybe Just Maybe*
It's Never About What It's About*
The Truth About Love**
Goodnight to Romance**
Crash Sounds*
Cursed By Yourself*
Lost Without You*
Unlucky*
and The Last Place*.
(*My favorites. **My favorite favorites... Although I like all of them.)
They have gone on to make music videos, which are also very cool.
A band that I greatly respect.
Person 1: *singing* Please don't wait forever, please don't throw it all away, I'm watching these blue skies fa...
Person 2: Hey, that's a cool song, where'd you hear it?
Person 1: Oh, it's from this really amazingly amazing band called Blackpool Lights!!11!1!!
Person 2: Wow, they sound wonderful!
Person 1: They are. *smilesmilesmile* (:
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A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is getting a blow job and the other is taking the woman her up the anus. The two guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the Blackpool tower shape.
Can you remember that time we did the Blackpool Tower with louise?
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Having doggy sex with someone who's so born and bred in Blackpool that when they breath you can smell that sweet mixture of sea salt and shit on their breath.
'ar kid reckons she's half preston but i'm sure as shit stinks it was blackpool pier. innit.
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When you leave lots of lights switched on in your house and your Mum says its like blackpool illuminations. Particuarly those who come from the north of england will understand
Switch the lights off it's like blackpool illuminations in here!
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A sexual act in which sand is rubbed into the anus or vagina of the receiving person before penetration and further intercourse.
My 'Big One' was left red raw after giving that girl a Blackpool Pleasure Beach!
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