The word you use when what you mean to say is jizz, but that would be awkward.
I jumped on a mattress covered in...blankets.
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a marijuana cigarette; a joint
"come on man, lets smoke this blanket"
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THE FEMALE THAT COMFORTS A MAN IN HIS TRANSFORMATION.. FROM HIS PREVIOUS WOMAN TOO THE NEXT... OR BACK INTO HIS PREVIOUS WOMANS ARMS ...
BLANKET :
YOU LEFT ASHLEY BRO ?
YEA BUT I GOT THIS BLANKET NAMED JESSICA .
BLANKET ?
YEA FEMALE TO COVER UP THE LAST TELL I FIND THE NEXT !
AHH BLANKET RIGHT! LOL ...
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When cross with someone, approach them with a blanket from behind. Once close enough, encompass them with said blanket and proceed to pummel them and flee the scene before they realize who has assaulted them.
Bob: *Walking in the parking lot*
Mark: *Persues and throws a blanket over Bob*
Bob: "AoWWW!"
Mark: "Hehe, blanketed!"
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POT! "Blanket" is a codeword you use when you want to talk about weed in a public place or in front of parents or whatever. Multiply the number of blankets by ten to get their monetary value. If someone isn't getting it, try "green blankets."
1. "Dude, I'm cold, let's go get warm with some blankets."
2. "Oh man I have 8 blankets in the back of my car, we are having FUN tonight."
3. "Hey I think I left a couple blankets in your car, have you seen them?"
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That blanket must be hiding something.
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a condom that is too big for the intended user.
hey do you want this trojen magnum?
ha no i dont want a blanket!
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