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the blatting

no 'call waiting!!'

in ancient times when one were 'desperate' to get hold of someone, there existed a torture some indicator someone was using the phone, (or had it off the 'hook' to 'duck' your ass!!) called a 'BUSY SIGNAL' (or 'reorder tone")

this busy signal still exists to this day! among all the modern technology that does everything but 'take you off'. it could truly be maddening if one were 'desperate' to get through to someone. ('hungry' teens, emergencies, etc!)

seems pretty antique to me, why not disco music or something? -at least the ABILITY to 'dump' the blatting!!
i guess call waiting is where we're 'railroaded' to now!!

did you get through to wendy yet? fuck no, all i got was the blatting, and her mobile is off!!...-shit, man-fuucck!

needed to 'get off', tried to call my 'infant', but all i got was the blatting!!!

by michael foolsley May 7, 2011

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blat

1) Anoter one of many terms designating a type of fart. The "blat" is designated by an explosive blast of rectal gas. While the sound is ferocious, the smell is usually deadly. However the duration (of both the blat and the people standing around the blat-ter) is very brief (pun intended).

2) The type of fart typically associated with "Ocky" and "Clutcher" in the less-well-known comic series of the same name.

3) Designating one of the the two most obnoxious sounds of the tuba. In this context, the term is often spelled "blatt" and associated with "the other" obnoxious sound of the tuba, the "woop". Often the two sounds are grouped together (e.g. "blatting and wooping").

1) We were playing cards when all at once... BLAT! Grodie let one go, and the game was immediately called off.

2) BLAT!

3) Tubas... we're going to try that again. This time without the blatting and wooping.

by Frank Klaune November 22, 2004

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blat

To shoot up. Used in reference to heroin.

Gotta get some lettuce together, man. All I wanna do is blat the harry.

by Owen Fry March 21, 2005

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blat

A wrong, sour, or otherwise harsh-sounding note played on a musical instrument, especially a brass instrument.

Check to see that you don't have a worn valve in your trumpet. I'm starting to hear a lot of blats.

by pentozali November 16, 2005

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blat

Bl-AT -

1. *BARF*
2. SOUND EFFECT MADE WITH MOUTH INDICATING AK SPRAYING, USUALLY IN STREET HIPHOP SONGS.. BLLLLLAT

1. look at that dirty piece of poop; bl-at
2. buck buck blllaaaaat

by RANDY [BLUR] ROBBINS February 5, 2004

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blat

A term originally used when playing hacky sack, or footbag. It occurs when one player deliberatly powers the hacky at another player in the hope that they will lose control.

*The hacky hits Jon in the balls*
"Hahaha, that was a sick blat!"

by Nialbm June 23, 2006

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Blats

a roadtrip in your car that has no set destination or purpose, the only reason you go on one is for the pure excitement of driving.

Stuart: Lets go on a Blats matey
Leonard: Lets not stuart as your the one driving i will not get blats out of it
Stuart: -sucks teeth- HayHo

by Blats True Meaning December 11, 2005

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