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Beautiful new BLOO. passport

The parssport that Boris Johnson wants all Brits to have

Does Brexit... Make my passport expire? No, but that does mean you are entitled to a beautiful new BLOO. passport

by ♥🗺☠ June 13, 2021


bloo

A slang and ironically precise term used to describe drug addicts whose primary drug of choice are the blue fentanyl pills. Usually homeless & tending to be quite disrespectful, they are also referred to as "gollies"- as they are always seeking their "precious" blues like Gollum (in LORD OF THE RINGS) and will cause hullabaloo (b'loo) to get them.

Many times you'll find them in a large group with other bloos, nomadic and indecent, or with "poos" (slang for the homeless addicts whose drug of choice is the cheap new super meth from Mexico).

JOHN: Oh damn man! Henry here comes that fucking bloo who always is begging for change outside the corner store.

HENRY: Oh yup. We've been catching that bloo digging in random trashcans for old foil strips that may have drug residue on em! For real!
JOHN: Oh hell no...

by ðizzzyÐ!@3 August 18, 2022


Bloo

Big man bojo’s way of telling you he’s got one fine BLOO tube.

Carry symonds(bojo’s wife): Boris what shirt are you wearing today?
Boris: a nice and tight cheeky BLOO one

by John cree March 25, 2021


Bloo

A person who'd rather scream at a tree.

"Oh shit it's a Bloo"

by Bloo_Is_Hot February 7, 2021


Bloo LDN gang

A group of famous people.

A lot of people have been jealous of them as they're quite known in the Korean hiphop music industry and have friends in that industry as well

"Ugh, I wish I was like Bloo LDN gang. Every artist in the industry knows them"

by SimpForBloo March 15, 2022


ah-bloo-bloop

A term used on the Geneva JV and Varsity baseball teams

when a friend says or does something funny that seems oddly

dumb or idiotic

Chris: "Hahahaha that dude Tim tried to jump that fence and he broke his leg!! Hahahaha"

Mitch: "Hahahaha Ah-bloo-bloop!!!"

by FriendZonePatrice February 3, 2012


bloo bloo bloo

You are feeling very down😔😔😔😔😔

Joe: Hello what's wrong?
Sabrina: I am feeling very bloo bloo bloo
Joe:What does that mean?
Sabrina:I'm very blue!
Joe:Do you need to go see a doctor?
Sabrina:No I mean sad!!!
Joe:Oh.

by Dog Girl 🐶🐶🐶 January 3, 2018