west bloomfield

west bloomfield is a city in oakland county, but is not for rich snobs at all, and all the bitches that think that and actually believe in all the stereotypical bullshit, can just go fuck themseleves, because they dont know shit. in west bloomfield, people do not only care about wealth and how they look. people there are a whole lot better than the assholes that believe in all those stereotypes. if you have never lived there, then you cant say shit about it, because you dont know anything, and you cant say anything, unless you have lived there before.

person one: did you see the new girl? she from west bloomfield, so shes definetly a jap.

person two: thats bullshit. just because she lives in west bloomfield doesnt mean shes a jap. your a fucking asshole!!

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bloomfield high school

The is the school for the mixed people. Thotty Whites, Bitchy Blacks, Hoeing Latinos. Where they have blackouts on sunny days. And where there track teachers go to sexually assault students. And when there is fights for no reason. What a great day it is to be a Bloomfield Bengal.

John - Oh you go to Bloomfield High School?
Mary - Yea
John - That’s where all the thots, bitches and hoes go. That mixed school is so dumb

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Bloomfield High School

A school who think vaping is cool. Bitches who hides in stalls to have their conversations. Boys who think sagging their pants is a new trend. Students who do not know how to walk in the hallways like a bunch of old people. A school where the football team doesn’t know how to score a touchdown. Students who says “A212 was fun, no cap”. Where the pep rally’s are trash and the cheerleaders don’t know how to cheer. Where girls act fake and act so stupid. It’s a school where we learn and get on with our lives so stop acting stupid, fake, ghetto, and act like mature adults. Never mind I don’t give a fuck about y’all. And don’t let me forget about your obsessions with TikTok. Where guys dates a girl and dumps them the week after. You may not know me but I know you: Freshmans, Sophomores, Juiors, and Seniors. PERIOD!!!
See y’all Tomorrow.

Bloomfield High School
Nayeshia- I heard you have been talking talking shit about me

Christie- So, What what you gonna do about it
Nayeshia- Ok then let’s fight after school if you wanna act bitchy to me
Everyone- Pulls out their Snapchat and takes a video

Bloomfield High school

A diverse High school , with a lot of hoes and thots. There’s a bunch of Ecuadorians that play soccer and discriminate other people’s culture and ethnicity. The cheer leaders are mostly hoes same with the football team. And the known girls in the school are one of the most fakest bitches with the ugliest personalities. It’s also where freshman girls start to compete on going to prom all four years of high school. There are some realest people out there, just watch who you become friends with.

I go to Bloomfield High School , everything got worst after class of 2019 left.

Bloomfield ice scraper

The process of de-icing a vehicle's windows by urinating on the vehicle.

After breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, Lenny whipped out his junk and cleared his windshield with a steaming Bloomfield Ice Scraper.

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Bloomfield, New Mexico

Bloomfield, New Mexico is just another word for "Vacuum." I like to call it, "Darwin's Sick Joke." It is the smallest town in San Juan County and hasn't grown any larger since 1973. It is also mostly filled with Navajos, and large Mexican Families so inbreeding occurs regularly almost by accident (but mostly on purpose). The town its self seems more like an ill-conceived, trash ridden suburb to Farmington, New Mexico. Mostly because most of Bloomfield's population works in Farmington. There is nothing to do but drink, shoot guns in crowded neighborhoods, and do Meth. Which is where most of New Mexico's supply of Meth is produced.

Bloomfield High is just a four-year (or two if you're desperate) holding cell before you either work in a Oil Field job, and then resort to meth to get the "overtime" hours. If you're not in the oil field, you're probably ridiculed for not working in the oil field. 75% of any graduating class has never thought of leaving town, 15% Only went to college in state or in the Four Corner States (Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah) and the small 10% actually get out from the area entirely, only to be sucked back again.

If you can avoid living, hell, even passing through Bloomfield, New Mexico, do so. Because once you stop, you're stopped for life.

Onlooker: So where are you from?

Sad Fuck: Bloomfield.

Onlooker: Broomfield, CO?

Sad Fuck: No, Bloomfield, New Mexico

On looker: Oh shit. (walks away shuttering, produces a bottle of hand sanitizer and starts washing himself viscously to get)

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West Bloomfield High School

A bunch of kids that mess around and act like there cool and vape. They also go over the top for homecoming. Thanks Mr. Watson

I got to West Bloomfield high school

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