A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.
When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.
Adj. An object that is past it's prime, saturated with time, ready to be tossed out
That old avocado is getting really bloopy.
I hope I never become a bloopies like that French guy