Bloopies

The total opposite of stupie

I hope I never become a bloopies like that French guy

Bloopie

The act of queefing menstrual blood into one man's mouth while pooping into another man's mouth

She gives a good bloopie

Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.