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the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.
"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."
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Blowjob. A common misinterpreted word. You see, as most people think the word derives from the act of getting your genitals sucked or blowed, it does not. As with most jobs, it is the final result that counts, and so the actual meaning of the word is decided by the final result, or more precisely the part where you blow your load. So be careful and don't mix the phrase "I want a blowjob" with "I want you to suck my dick", for with the latter the definition would sadly be to get your dick sucked halfway and then left hanging. Not cool.
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Dude: I want you to suck my dick until I cum down your throat!
Heather: You mean a blowjob?
Dude: Yes!
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Preforming felatio to a persons penis multiple times sucking face fucking gagging deepthroating choking blowing on are all part of the blowjobs technique plus many many more
I have never received so many blowjobs ever in my life than today
why does the bride smile walking down the aisle?
cause she knows she's given her last blowjob.
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Fellatio performed on a male. Many social implications exist surrounding the blowjob, from male dominance to trusting a partner enough to let their teeth near one's genitals. The term's origin is in wide-spread dispute. One theory derives it from "basket's job," in which the word "basket" is an Old English term referring to a gay man, which means that the original definition of the blowjob is male fellatio...which would be a gay man's job. Another origin theory is that in the 1930s, a sailor taking shore leave in London would have to pay a prostitute dearly for the (then) exotic service, usually all of a sailor's leave allotment (which the prostitutes somehow knew to a precise ammount), an act commonly referred to as "blowing all one's cash," making the service a "blow it all job," or "blow job." Another story says that it comes from a perception that fellatio less often causes orgasm than traditional intercourse, causing many cases of blue balls - a blue job - and the word blue mutated into blow.
Personally, I think they call it a blowjob because after it's done, the chick is supposed to blow. --Unnamed High School Student, circa 1990
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A shooting drink named so as to cause embarrasement to decent folks, and pleasure to sad pervs
"Waitress, can I have a blowjob?"
"What!?? ...oh"
"(ugh)/(snigger snigger)"
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Something gullible young girls will do to try and be popular or get attention . Usually just leads to the dicking sucking girl to be laughed at by other girls in school and passed around and treated like a ho by the guys. Will frequently lead to the nicknames, BJ, Hummer or Chickhead, as well as a whooping case of herpes.
Damn dude, hook up with Sarah at the party, she's so desperate for attention that she'll give a blowjob to anyone. She plays a nice little tune on the ol' bone a phone.
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