Blue Plate Special

When you take a clear blue tinted dinner plate that you can see thru and have somebody lay down holding the plate over their mouth, the other person takes a dump on the plate thus; "Blue Plate Special "

My buddy asked me if want to have lunch with him and order the Blue Plate Special.

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pamela anderson blue plate special

Any Meal at KFC involving chicken

Son: I am starving lets go have the Pamela Anderson blue plate special

Mom: What is that

Son: KFC chicken dinner

KFC Chicken peta Pamela Anderson Colonel Sanders

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Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.