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When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job
That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!
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When a guy is driven to extreme sexual arousing without ejaculation.
The effect is a dull pain in the testicles that lasts for at least three hours.
The only cure is to beat one off, but this can also be painful, as it hurts to disturb the area.
The best known method is to simply go to bed and sleep it off.
Sharon rubbed her arse on my cock for ages. She wouldn't shag me, so I went home with blue ball.
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The single greatest and most used excuse by males to ensure that females or males finish the job.
Baby if you stop now I will get blue balls.
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The excruciating pain felt in the balls when a girl gives you head, but doesn't finish you off.
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The state of pain and discomfort caused by an interrupted session of fellatio. Can happen for a number of reasons, including (a) calling the girl by a name that's not hers, especially the name of an ex she knows about (b) turning on the TV in the middle of getting head (c) interruption by a third party, especially parents or other authority figures (d) the girl having had too much to drink earlier and needing to throw up right there and then (with it ending up on your shoes, trousers, and possibly lap). Results in almost cramp-like pains in the groin and/or abdominal areas. Sometimes used as a way for a girl to inform a guy she's breaking up with him.
1) I have blue balls, because I forgot and called my girlfriend by my ex's name.
2) Jimmy got blue balled when the girl he was feeding drinks to had to throw up.
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having been shot down before fulfillment
"Graduation Blue-Balled"
When graduation is tomorrow and you discover you've flunked a class.
"Lunch Blue-Balled"
When you show up to a cafe, famished and they are closed or you forgot they only take cash.
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