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blue waffles

A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std.

Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/

Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.

by VoiceOreason April 27, 2015

82πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


Blue Waffle.

It's not real!!!

Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?

If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.

And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.

However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.

Blue waffle, blue waffle.

Is not true.

Totally fake.

by Lalala6669 June 29, 2010

228πŸ‘ 194πŸ‘Ž


blue waffle

This is a physical action where a body part is twisted until it has lost circulation and turns blue. A fly swatter is then used to slap the area until a waffle mark is imprinted. Usually requires two people.

Harry: I've got the flu swatter
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle

by deejay_steve June 3, 2018

15πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Blue Waffle

Dont just don’t..

Random Kid: I searched up blue waffle, my life is now ruined…
Kid 2: me too..
Kid 1 talking to Kid 3: these 2 kids have some shit!

by hatred makesmefeelbetter May 17, 2022


Blue Waffle

Just don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...LOOK IT UP

Blue Waffle

by Nuioj August 5, 2018

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


blue waffle

Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers

I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons

by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010

4242πŸ‘ 4273πŸ‘Ž


Blue Waffle

Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.

That girl has a nasty blue waffle.

by anthony charmichel June 24, 2009

2435πŸ‘ 2468πŸ‘Ž