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Mythical mischievous woodland creature of medieval lore about three feet tall with pointed shoes, pointed ears and testicles instead of earlobes, with a penis for a nose. It wanders the forest corn holing other woodland creatures and humans whenever possible shooting its green fairy juice in any orifice it can.
By George, Penelope, I do believe I've just been corn holed by a Blumpkin!
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A guy received oral sex while a girl was going to the bathroom.
Mike received a blumpkin in a bar bathroom from a girl he didn't know while she was going to the bathroom.She even passed gas.Now he thinks that all girls he dates engage in this kind of activity every time they go to the bar.
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on the day after Halloween, you find abandoned pumpkins, shit in them and throw them at an orphanage.
"Jaymac, did you seriously just blumpkin that orphanage? ...you sick fuck."
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A Blumpkin is recieving oral intercourse while taking a shit
"yo i was getting a blumpkin in the outhouse the only thing is she didnt know it was a blumpkin.'
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The act of vigorously getting your penis sucked while chucking a DIRTY shit, preferably in cinema 6 Hoyts Wetherill Park
The act that occurred at Wetherill Park Hoyts in Cinema 6, the whole shopping centre had to be closed for maintenance for a whole six months. The stench was so putrid that the managers of the cinema had to have the guilty, Jaiden Mack, return and clean the porcelain bowl of the toilet in which said blumpkin was received.
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Blumpkin: receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet
I farted while shorty was giving me a blumpkin.
toilet water splashed on her face while getting a blumpkin.
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1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.
2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka. contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.
1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."
2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."
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