A female cow that eats jelly pie w/ gogurt on top.
I found a wild Boden at the local archery range
The worlds most idiotic person to ever live- he has zero rizz and his friends are gay (except ozdog). His penis is so small it looks like a vagina.
kind of gay but not rlly he duz pelvic thrust a lot and does werd things but he stillzz my buddy and wez stills hangz outs a lot
me: ware Boden at
you: pelvic thrusting
me: oh
She is kind and beautiful she is liked by all who meet and gets on well with people called Ben. Lottie Boden'so sometimes have boyfriends called Cameron
Is that a lottie boden?
Shenter is the most beautiful girl in the wold! !!
A Boden Moment is when your friend says they'll be there in a moment. You've been waiting for them for 4-30 minutes. This is called a Boden Moment because of my friend.
My friend says it will be a moment before he gets on his computer. It takes him 30 minutes. That is a Boden Moment.
Boden Moment:
Antonymes:
1. A humorously idiotic moment
2. An out of place remark with unknown intentions (tentatively of humorous or defensive nature,) that goes for the deepest insecurities of the receiver.
A Certified Boden Moment is the ultimate form of a Boden Moment: an undeniably Boden moment. It is such an awkward moment you pray for it to be a reference to masturbation instead.
“Do you ever think you’ll get a girlfriend?”
“is that a jo jo’s reference?”
“omfg BODENNNNN”
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“haha nice joke bro! My reply will be about how your dad left”.
“Boden Moment”