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A body count of zero means that one is a virgin. Having heterosexual encounters to the fourth-base degree increments one's body count while having homosexual encounters of a similar nature decrements one's body count. Thus, someone who has slept with five men and five women is *technically* a virgin.
Vinny's body count is a large natural number whereas Sean's negative body count requires a sign-bit to store as a 32-bit integer.
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only the people that make you finish get put on your real body count.
My body count is 7 but only Nick and Matt made me cum so my real body count is 2
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The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were
Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours
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Something very surprising. Compare it with Satan's and you'll worship him soon.
God's body count is higher than Satan's.
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An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.
Person 1: Whacha listening to?
Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!
Person 1: ...
Person 2: (They just don't understand.)
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Is when you sleep with more people that you can remember to get over a break up.
Them: Hey bro you ever been to Miami?
Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.
It means how many boyfriends have you had since me?
Mark: What's your body count since we been together?
Anna: I haven't had any other boyfriends except for you