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Bon Jovi is the damn best band ever. It was named after the fromtman- Jon Bon Jovi and has some of the best music ever. It is not overrated, and has some great almums such as Slippery When Wet and Bad Medicine.
Bon Jovi is one of the best bands ever
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To be halfway to a destination.
Referring to lyrics of a Bon Jovi song, Livin' on a Prayer.
("We're halfway there, livin' on a prayer")
Stan: How close to your goal are you?
Carly: I'm almost Bon Jovi.
Carly: How far have we walked?
Stan: We're Bon Jovi.
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New Jersey-based glam metal band. They aren't the most adventurous musicians, but hey, neither were AC/DC, and they still sound good. One of the few bands made up of nice guys to be still called metal. Their lineup is basically the same after 20 years, there have been no arrests, no pyrotechnics disasters (see Metallica and Great White), no stadium riots (see Guns n' Roses), no trips to rehab (see Ozzy Osbourne), no car crashes that killed other rock stars (see Motley Crue). Also, for some reason I can't understand, I can't imagine them being from anywhere but New Jersey. All in all, a solid band with a good career. Unquestioned masters of the power ballad.
Axl Rose was definitely the better frontman than Jon Bon Jovi, but there's no question about which one I'd rather get hang out with.
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Bon Jovi is the best band ever known to man kind. They have been going strong for 25 years. and are still at the top of the charts. They are the best live bands, and have so many amazing cds. Every song of their's is amazing. Jon has an amazing voice. and so doees the rest of the band. Richie is the best guitarist out there. Tico keeps a beat like no other. and David went to julliard for piano. They have created some of the best bass lines ever.
Bon jovi is the only band ever to win a rock grammy for best song AND a country grammy for best song. They've sold over 120 million albums. And are a huge success around the whole entire world. They always sell out concerts, and has created the best song ever in living on a prayer. They have many amazing power ballads including "bed of roses" "i'll be there for you" and "always"
their music touches the heart, and these legends will live on for ever.
Bon Jovi is the most amazing band ever.
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An extremely large mullet- Hairstyle made popular in the 80s
I haven't seen A Bon Jovi that sweet since Toby Keith came to town.
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A transvestite that has attempted too many times to release a good album, let alone a good song. Is a disgrace to the face of humanity and rock and roll. Sold his/her soul to the devil and owns a shitty Arena Football team that nobody gives a shit about.
-Man, I hate Bon Jovi.
-Yea, that thing's a faggot.
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To sit in a tree for a long period of time waiting for a helpless soul to walk underneath as you spill your brown poopy toxins onto their unsuspecting foreheads.
"Dude I made a tree fort and totally gave a dude a bon jovi."
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