a really long shit, the act of being on the toilet for an extremely long time
I'm going to go take a bonk.
1)referance the act of sexual intercourse
2)to bump into or hit
3)old video game, featuring bald prehistoric boy, that killed enemies by head butting
1)I'm horny wanna bonk?
2)Can you go bonk the tv the reception is poor
3)Turbografix sucked except for Bonk
Descriptor for the act of bumping fists, usually performed in celebration.
Dude 1: "Dude, we were just chosen to judge a wet t-shirt contest."
Dude 2: "Bonks."
the action performed when someone must go to horny jail
Person 1: UwU hewwo *notices bulge* OwO what this? Person 2: *bonk* go to horny jail
A highly potent energy drink usually bolstered with several radioactive isotopes, with flavors for two teams--RED, and BLU.
It's a favorite of the Scout.
Dude, stop using the Bonk! It's almost as bad as the FAN.
FAG QUIT USING BONK ENRGY DRINL!!1