boonies

A podunk area of the state in which usually nothing, not even shit, happens. Usually near a swampy land area - Which makes it a good place to lure crabs using slabs of raw meat tied to strings and a net to scoop them up with.

A: Argh! I can't believe I'm stuck out in the boonies this early in the morning.
b: Well, you agreed to join me in catching crabs which we must get started on before the sun comes up.

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boonie

Someone who is able to ingest large quantities of alcohol and still function. (After David Boon, an Australian cricketer who drank 42 cans of beer on a flight to London)

He's done a boonie. He's drunk the bar dry.

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Boonis

Definition 1: Boobs + Penis

Definition 2: describing a Scary penis
(Boo! + penis)

Definition 1: "You know Sarah? Yeah she has a Boonis."

Definition 2: "Bro your cock is a boonis!"

Boony

David Boon. The worlds best Cricketer from lil ol' Tasmania, Australia.

Beer Gut on legs

Boony, Ledgend.. Deadset Ledgend!

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boonie

A type of hat worn in the military.

The soldier wore a camouflage boonie.

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boonies

short for BOONDOCKS. that shit came from filipinos. BOONDOCKS was derived from BUNDOK (accent over the O), which is tagolog for mountains or something. mountainous area? i dunno. somewhere FAR.

that bigass BUNDOK is in the boonies.

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boony

stemming from the term boonies, which usually means the middle of nowhere, a 'boony' is a specific type of person that is ignorant, uninformed, and most likely comes from some small place no one knows about. a boony is usually taken advantage of because they're not very bright.

dave: tf bruh why does the electricity go out when you plug an extra heater in ?
mark: my landlord got some boony ass crackhead to do the wiring and now it's fucked up.