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They are the rights granted to a person that allow said person to boast on themselves to a certain extent without being looked down on for it.
Bragging rights may be granted to a person for (but not limited to) the following reasons:
-An Amazing Achievement
-Attaining something greatly desired by many people
-An unfortunate event that can be viewed as positive for different reasons
However, using bragging rights after their expiration date may lead to extreme dislike of said person.
Example 1:
Scholar: Finally! After so many years I finally attained my Ph.d in Quantum Physics
Average Person: Congratulations
Example 2:
Contest Winner: WOOT!!! I called in to a radio station and scored 2 tickets to see Rammstein in Berlin with free air fare and hotel. Plus, I get to have lunch with Till Lindemann !!!
Average Person: Congratulations
Example 3 (Misuse of bragging rights):
50 Cent : Yeah, I'm gangsta. I got shot 9 times. Even in the face. My music sells, I'm rich, and women love me.
Average Person: No, you are not gangster. Anyone can get shot in the arms, legs, and jaw and survive it. Your music sells because you have Eminem and Dr. Dre behind you. Furthermore, women do not love you, they love your money that you don't deserve.
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A phone call which was made for the sole purpose of bragging about what you are doing to the recipient.
Nick: Hey man! Come over, I'm fucking all these bitchesss anddd want you to get SOME!
Joe: DUEEDE ARE U BRAG CALLIN MEEE?
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A smol brag is when a girl feels the need to let you know how smol, cute and truly unique she is! To her no one is as smol as she is, she wants to be admired for her smolness.
(example 1)
Kenna - " I'm such a smol bean i can wear kids clothes, i'm only 4'11 !"
(example 2)
Georgia May - " How are my feet a size 2.5 at 25 years old. And when did they suddenly shrink? #smolgirlprobs "
Shoe sales girl - " Don't smol brag, peoples feet don't shrink as they get older they actually get bigger! "
talking up a significant other without that significant other being present, openly displaying affection and love without shame
I was in da club wit my crew and I field bragged to 'em about how my shorty is on point.
To post something on Facebook - especially in the "status update" section - that one would not otherwise publicly flaunt in order to draw the attention of one's Facebook peers.
"Did you hear that Emily got accepted to all 20 law schools to which she replied?"
"Yeah, I read it on her status update today. She is such an insufferable Facebook bragger."
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a term used when you feel as if someone is bragging about something that they did but you don't think it's that awesome. or you could be jealous.
you can also use it to poke fun at yourself when explaining to someone how you did something awesome you can say cool brag after it to make it known that you are not trying to brag.
Girl 1: That show was fun last night.
Girl 2: Well after the show we hung out with the band on their bus.
Girl 1: cool brag
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Person: Omg you so have a pic with everyone in the band!
You: Yeah I'm real close with them
Person: orly?
You: yeah i know cool brag right?
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to have sex (shagg) and let others know what you have accomplished (brag)
bob tells his friend joe about a one night stand and is interupted but when joe says, "hey bro, don't shagg and brag".
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