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An alternate name for the stereotypical overweight mexican woman that meets one or more of the requirements:
+Excessive amount of undiciplined children
+Does not speak english
+On welfare
+Usually very hairy and out right hideous
Oh god, I hate wal-mart, theres breeders everywhere and I keep tripping over their kids that are trying to sell me chicle
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A woman with extreme athletic prowess but often less than attractive by conventional standards. Breeding with them is Likely to produce professional athletes and an early retirement.
Tom: Dude no way I'm fucking Tammy she is like 6'1 and a butterface!
JJ: Dude she's a BREEDER think about the kids she could pop out even if one goes pro you're set for life.
Tom: Good Point.
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An insult to a person who is straight.
My friend likes to talk to me about his girlfriend. What a breeder!
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A Breeder is someone (Male or Female) you would have children with for the sole purpose of creating professional and olympic athletes. A breeder does not depend on looks. For example any woman over 6 foot is automatically a breeder and any man over 6'5" (regardless of looks). Hot people are not breeders; breeders are a separate class made to define the best people for creating strong athletes.
DAMNNN, check out that breeder!
Shes pretty cute,,,,nahhh shes a breeder.
Check out those thighs,,,definitely a breeder!
You squat 400!?.........Breeder
Did you see how high she can jump......breeder
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On one end of the spectrum you have Hole with Courtney Love, on the other end there's The Breeders with Kim Deal. Rock on, Kim.
Kim Deal is a hot rock-goddess. The Breeders & The Amps rock way more than that shitty band Hole.
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a noun.
someone whose sole purpose is to have babies.
They define their existence solely based on how many kids they have and how big their family is.
see also "heterosexual"
"joe always talks about his kids"
"yes, joe is a breeder."
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Someone who reproduces at least once, and appears to have no concept of how to raise a child.
Breeders often have skewed reasoning (or no reasoning) behind their decision to give birth, such as:
"Why did I have kids? Well...that's just what you do, isn't it? You can't not have kids..."
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"I didn't want kids, but he/she said that if we didn't have any, he/she would leave me, so I had to really."
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"It sorts out all the problems in your relationship! No, really!"
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"My parents wanted grandchildren."
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"If you have kids, you get a free house and allowance from the tax-payers!"
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"The bible says so."
Breeders are easily spotted by the following:
- their determination to ignore the havoc wreaked by their snotty brat
- the tendancy to change nappies on restaurant tables and other inappropriate places
- their complete and utter outrage when someone asks them to prevent their child from misbehaving
- their cries of "he/she's just a chyyyuld" if you refuse to comply with their ickle precious's every whim
- their often unkept appearance, the stains of baby-food on their t-shirts, greasy skin because they didn't have time to shower between popping out to buy their fags and dropping their brat off at his dad's council flat.
This term is often associated with the childfree, though it is sometimes used by others. It is not used to describe those who do a decent job of raising their kids.
"On the bus the other day, this mother and her kid got on, and the kid tried to take my book. I told him it was mine and he had a massive tantrum. Even worse, his mum actually tried to persuade me to give him my book, because he was 'just a child'! God, what a breeder!"
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