What Tom Cruise called his penis.
Tom cruise- "Come here Brendan i wanna make you throw up in this damp cave."
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a nice dude and is really funny. All the girls love him and want to be with him. In other words he attracts the babes. He is also very smart, at the top of his class. Smoking hot, like a Greek god or movie star. Other guys want to be him and wish they got the action he did
Girl 1: "that guy is so cute!"
Girl 2: "I bet his name is Brendan!"
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The most amazing guy anyone could ever want. He's silly and smart, and he treats you right. He has short, brown curly hair, and milk chocolate brown eyes. His hands were made for playing piano, and guitar... His piano playing puts you in a trance.. And its unreal. The way he loves is surreal... You never expected to fall in love him, and when you did, you fell hard...
Brendan is so amazing.
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Brendan is the most amazing guy ever, he tends to be hilarious and have a great sense of humor . brendan also has brown hair and milky chocolate brown eyes that you could stare into forever, he also has a very sweet smile and sense of style. Hr can be a huge jerk sometimes but if you fall for him youll get past his flaws, brendan is also into dirt biking and playing hockey , if you fall for him you have to prepare yourself for the heart break he will put you through.
Girl 1: omgosh is that brendan?
Girl 2: omg he is so cute, i wish he was mine
Girl 1: i have the biggest crush on him ever.
Girl 2: i can see why , hes gorgeous <3
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Most sexiest lad going round in Aberdeen, wont catch him lacking with any neeks. If you see him i hear he gives you THAT look at you think about him for the rest of your life. Consider yourself lucky if you ever meet a Brendan and even better if he actually likes you! 3SJ
OMG did you see brendan the other day? omfg i literally shit myself how hot he was. I want him in my life i canβt stop thinking about him.
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another termed used for when a female squirts
girl1- last night i was with this guy
girl2- was he good??did he make u brendan
girl1-i brendan'd so much it was like a shower
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