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pure talent, makes really good music
phoebe bridgers is always wearing a skeleton onesie
26đź‘Ť 25đź‘Ž
A woman who seems to be on her period 365 days a year
Boy: I'm going for a beer
Girl: all you do is go out with your friends
Boy: stop being such a forth bridger
3đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
Phoebe bridgers is a musician who is know for her albums “punisher” and “stranger in the alps”. She also is in a band with Conor oberst called “better oblivion community center. And she’s in a band with julien baker and Lucy Dacus called “boygenius”. Since her album punisher released she has gotten a lot of new fans due to the fact she got nominated for the Grammys. She also has a dog named Maxine and a boyfriend Paul mescal. She is also openly bisexual(bicon) She is a super talented musician and you should check her out. She is also extremely pretty. Go stream her music.
“I’m gonna listen to waiting room by Phoebe bridgers and cry”
“Savior Complex, Scott street, and Graceland Too are my favorite phoebe bridgers songs”
“Did you see phoebe bridgers”s outfit last night, she looked gorgeous”
“Phoebe bridgers makes music for hot depressed gay people”
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The Sexiest Man in all of existence, his blonde fluffy hair will make any girl instantly fall in love with him.
I have a crush on bridger beals
Someone who doesn't live in the 'big city', but ventures downtown to participate in it's bar scene. Leaving whatever small amount of human decency an 'over the bridger' possess on the other side of whichever bridge they must cross to exit their shitty, stinky, tire-fire riddled town, the typical 'over the bridger' will drink too much too early, start several fights (usually because he does not have the social abilities to speak to the opposite sex), pee on a car, vomit up the dollar pizza slice he just ate, fight again (this time with friends), then drive drunk back to whichever small, worthless town he came from only to wake up the next morning hung-over. He will then return to his day job of washing dishes in an attempt to earn enough money to repeat the process the very next weekend.
"It smells like post-teenage alcoholism and confusion. Must be all the over the bridgers on Granville tonight."
"Fuck all these over the bridgers."
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One ghetto-ass middle school in Independance, MO.
It is located within 1/4 of a mile from 2 other middle schools, of which it is oldest, best kept but is still the most ghetto.
Despite it's complete ghettoness, Bridger Middle School is the middle school that the worlds hottest girl (Brooke Summers) was in.
Nearly everyone that graduates Bridger moves onto Truman High School which is far less ghetto, compared to VanHorn High School (very ghetto).
Person 1: Hey man, Didn't you go to Bridger Middle School?
Person 2: Yea, I'm not proud of it either, At least I got to see Brooke Summers in her prime!
Person 1: You know, Brooke was was elected the student-body president 3 years in a row, even after she left to Truman!
Person 2:Yea, I got everyone to vote for her!
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Every time a Phoebe fan sees a skeleton or a ghost they have to call it Phoebe because of Phoebe's big obsession with Ghosts and skeleton outfits
"Do you see that skeleton right there?"
"THAT'S LITERALLY PHOEBE BRIDGERS"