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To be so hairy and refusing to shave for so long no one wants your pussy
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a queer who licks other mens ass holes and thinks he is good at getting the ladys but he is actually gay. he thinks he is hot shit and knows everything
a city in england
guy 1: look at that prick
guy 2: yeah he is such a Brighton
guy 1: we should kick his ass
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When a person takes something of yours and never returns it, even after constant reminders.
Hey, what happened to some of your games?
Jimmy brightoned them from me.
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A movement or philosophy where the aim is to win on Expected Goals at any cost, ignoring the actual scoreline. Graham Potter and his Brighton team is the best known proponent of this philosophy.
Arsenal lost the game yesterday but had better xg. Brightonism at its peak.
The sexiest sexy beast in the world. An unknown species spotted moastly in us,
Whoa what a sexy beast he must be Brighton
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an egotistical try-hard child who needs to shut up or get a muzzle
brighton: man check this out, I beat your score by 1%... your such a loser
me: shut up and get a muzzle you annoying sweat
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The University of Brighton, better known by its official name, Brighton Polytechnic.
Established sometime in the 60's as a place for dropouts from inferior schools to attend, in order to keep them off the streets. The institution has continued this proud tradition through to this day, offering courses in sleeping, incest and media studies, all worthwhile subjects for a life guaranteed to be funded by state welfare.
Around East Sussex and Brighton, it is well known as being the establishment to which people not quite smart enough to make it into Sussex University go. It is generally full of people who are so boring to talk to, that people have been known to pass out mid-interlocution.
Brighton Poly students are also known for their permanently high alcohol content, proficiency at activities that involve bouncing various kind of ball, and the universal ability to skin a reefer in under 30seconds.
The entry requirements to the academic world of Brighton Poly are notoriously low. Applicants are not required to have A levels, in part because many of the students are not aware of the existence of letters. Applicants merely have to demonstrate that they do not drag their knuckles as they perform locomotive tasks, and proficiency with a cigarette lighter is guaranteed to secure entry.
All three of the Brighton Poly sites are located in the dodgiest parts of Brighton and Eastbourne, just where they belong.
"They're just a polytechnic" sung by Sussex Uni students at the back of the bus 25 to taunt Brighton University Students, in the style of the Football chant.
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