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When brushing your teeth and your hand slips causing your toothbrush to gag the back of your throat.
:Ew, man where'd all that puke come from?
:I had a really bad bristle gag this morning
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Thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged Middle Eastern men and women, and Latino dads.
Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?
Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.
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A slang referring to the hairs the surround the anus.
"My tounge was met with an unpleasant amount of pucker bristle."
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When recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region... Muff bristles
Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"
Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag
"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"
Next-level Power-dyke. Will wack any bush regardless of how aggressive it is. The female counterpart to the Male Power-Bottom. Masculine in appearance. Usually dressed in basketball pants and a college alma mater sweatshirt. A short hair style is most common amongst this breed, in extreme Bristle Biting cases hair gel will be present. Not uncommon to this species is a low-toned, (heavy smoker-esque) vocal range.
Bro, back in the sixth grade my gym teacher was a certified Bristle Biter.
"Heads up, 11 o'clock. Full blown bristle biter headed this way...."
someone that has hairy titties
that girl has bristle tits