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A male, often in (but not restricted to) his late teens to mid twenties, whose most raw state would be what many would consider a "regular dude." On this crude foundation, bros layer an exuberant confidence because of good looks, wit, respect from other bros, success in sports (carnal pursuit being a sport), but more often than not a combination of all of these. This confidence when combined with all of the features that make a bro not "weird" or a "fag", sometimes leads to a prejudice against the lesser "weird" "fags", often vocalized in a bro's boisterous manner.
Most comfortable in social settings with limitless amounts of alcohol (hence the common association to fraternities), and an impressive coherency despite the amount of alcohol consumed. This, in combination with said confidence, has lead bros to exploit glaring insecurities in women, often by putting down and manipulating said women, which is more proof of female stupidity than any given bros demeanor.
A bro's wardrobe is perhaps the most interesting aspect of the creature, as it the most versatile of any other genre of person. There is a notable balance between every category of clothing, save emos, guidos and said "fags”. For example a flat brim(ghetto), throwback John Stockton jersey, nice shorts (preppy), and turf shoes(lax), is a staple broutfit. Not all bros necessarily have this outfit, aspects of even skater, surfer, or even casual luxury apparel withstanding, but girls will stare regardless.
You should have seen Danny's dad at the wedding; he was pounding straight Beam and hitting on all the waitresses while giving his two high school nephews beers. So we iced him and he crushed the bottle, spiked it, flipped the table and blamed the whole thing on the mexican janitor. What a Bro.
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one who wears wife beaters, listens to rap rock music, engages in smoking dank nugz and obsessive drinking to look tough, usually jocks who eat red meat, hit people to act the toughest, beat their girl friends, have the biggest most tough looking lifted truck, usually spoiled and ignorant.
clothing appearl conisists of:
excessively tight famous stars and straps shirts or body armour from football, loose sagging cargo shorts, trendy jack purcells, sunglasses regardless if it is day or night, a hat that is off centered
The BROS left football practice and started hitting people in their massive F350 trucks.
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A bro is a white male who downs 40's, smokes fat stogies, etc. They worship companies like: West Coat Choppers, Nor*Cal, Metal Mulisha, and other gay companies. They think Bam is cool, they listen to CKY, they love H.I.M, and gay shit like that. THey drive piece of shit pick-up trucks, lifted to the extreme. They give high-5's. To top it off, they put ugly-ass stickers on the back window of their trucks. Usually and Iron-Cross. FAGGOTS.
Look at that bro driving that heap!
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Fags, that have no othere means in life, besides sluts, parties, moorcycles, and lifted gay trucks. They usually live in the Riverside, San bernadino, and Temecula areas. They have nothing to do so they fuck ugly girls and are hated by society.
Hey dude check out the faggot bro over there riding his dirt bike and tat'in his beer belly.
reply: yeah man, what a little bitch.
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A bro is possibly the coolest type of person' usually a laxer
Bros typically just do chicks and party and get smashed and get dome They usually wear lax pinnys shorts and mid calves or no shirt what so ever. Their lives consist of drinking smoking weed getting dome and partying.
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a 21-25 year old college kid, typically wearing a Ralph Luaren or Polo shirt with the collar popped up, sometimes wearing an upside cap with a pre frade brim. chills with bros at your local frat party/college, dorm room, etc..
Seth: Hey bro, wanna go up to my room and talk about Jack Johnson with our pants off?
Chason: Sure, only if I can bring some Natty Ice and my Nintendo Gamecube. I got Super Mario BROS!!!!!
Seth: Yeah bro, that's chill. I'll bring my BigBlackDldo and we can study sciences.
**Chris Hansen enters**: Alright sir, could you please have a seat and show me whats in the bag....
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A teenage boy (specifically a middle-schooler) who has "floppy" hair (ideally a middle part), wears sportswear (ideally from nike and neon green), wears sunglasses and cool gold chains, and thinks they are the coolest people to ever exist (spoiler: they're not). They are also no muy guapo, and rarely ever have girlfriends, because they don't have time for that because they're playing basketball and/or football with other bros. They can often be in groups or armies.
Yo did you see that bro over there? He's terrible at b-ball.
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