When you take a shit and a wank at the same time!
friend: have you ever had a Bronk?
me: no! what is it?
friend: its when you take a shit and masturebate ate the same time!
me: cool i'll try it one time!
friend: nice brp
when men have sex and the condom breaks and they don't know whether to say bonk or bruh
"JOHNNY! THE CONDOM BROKE!"
"bronk."
Bronk: Brown Wank, wanking while you are taking a dump.
Bronked off: Someone else wanking you off while you take a dump.
I walked in the bathroom and caught Adam having a Bronk. Dirty git.
When you fumble so badly at the last minute
Brooooo Mark just bronked with that girl bro
Just a very cool person you can hang around in the universe with. The Omnissiah made him his first child and dubbed him "Echoer of Machine". Sleeper of the Universe and Hydra of Machines. Awakended in the middle of the of a Galaxy named IC1101. The biggest galaxy known in our universe in the local group.
Bronks the Mighty
Bronks the Great
My homie bronks right?
Oh I know bronks! He's amazing.
Omnissiah's First Born, Bronks
In the Middle of the Universe a creature with power arose from slumber, The Omnissiah dubbed him his name as Bronks. He is the found leader of the "Children of the Omnissiah" who worship Bronks as the Almighty. His power is untouchable by all and his charisma is high.
Bronks is king, Bronks son of the Omnissiah, The leader of Machine, Lord Bronks