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Broom

A tool where you clean with but you are too fucking lazy to do so, so you just kick everything in a corner and the broom is collecting dust.

ERIC GET THE BROOM AND SWEEP UP THE LIVING ROOM I CANT BECAUSE I AM A FAT ASS!

by BigBadBulldog April 17, 2019

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broom

1. A magical item used in Pagan rituals.
2. A magical item used to summon customers, you'll sit around for an hour with no one in the store, and then as soon as you start sweeping, someone walks in with muddy boots and steps in your dirt.

1. The beautiful Witch used a broom to cast a spell.
2. The handsome worker used a broom to sweep the floor, and then someone came in and bought a 10 cent candy and made the floor dirty.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighte February 8, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


broom

Good for hitting people with. One of the weapons of choice when dealing with rodents.

She smacked the rat with a broom

by Mystic_Snowfang May 19, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Broom

A broom is what is used in Quidditch. There are many brands, such as Nimbus, Windsweeper, and Firebolt.

Wow! Nice broom!

Thanks. I gotta have a nice broom to catch the snitch.

by WEIRDDO100 November 8, 2017


broom-by

Broom-by is the Hogwarts version of a drive-by, usually committed by muggles.

Malfoy: "Oh my another Broom-by, this needs to be sorted."
Dumbledoor: "I agree Malfoy."

by davehascraves April 23, 2020


brooming

The act of inserting a broom handle into the anus.

The senator's son was brooming the crap out of those guys...

by ElzarFromFark April 4, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


broom

slang for penis or cock

"I dont want your broom near me!"

by that guy on that planet with s December 13, 2008

36๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž