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A dwarfish man who can find the most important minerals and the best girls
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Bruce is a mass of contradictions. Or should that be a mess of contradictions? He will be loyal, honest, authentic, enthusiastic, adventurous, but insensitive.
He can be extremely emotional but hide it well. He feels emotions deeply, but you would never guess by listening to him.
When he’s made a decision he takes a long time to change his mind, but when he does change his mind he doesn’t object to admitting that his first decision might have been wrong.
He can be an enthusiastic lover, and a strong friend.
He has highs and lows in his life. Big highs, and big lows. But even at his lowest low, he accepts completely that the position he’s in was as a result of his own choices.
He is an eternal optimist, and while he always hopes for the best, doesn’t often plan for the worst.
Let’s have an adventure with Bruce. It will be fun, but most of all, it will be different.
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Bruce is a more savvy and educated way to say the word "nice"
John: "Oh, damnnnnn, it's a really bruce day."
Dr.Zhivago: "Indeed. The sun is shinning and it is bruce to be alive"
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This niggas dick big af. He gotta tuck his dick in his sock so it don't drag across the floor. This nigga fuck every white bitch he sees. This nigga's semen tastes like kool aid. His dick is always hard 24/7. This nigga a god.
Oh that nigga Bruce? His dick big af.
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A Kung-Fu nigga with reflective pants, his outer versal cock is more spectacular than Spiderman, greater than the Gatsby, more wonderful than the Wizard of Oz, and more good than the doctor. He’s low-key weird but he’s just that nigga
UGHHHHHHH ITS BRUCE!!!?!?!?!😫😫😫😫
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a skinny weirdo who wears full length clothes and pants 365 days a year, even in a 100F summer day
Bro, are you crazy? It's 98F outside! DON'T be a Bruce!
In a religiously conservative society, women are required to dress like Bruce
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