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Food eaten whenever the fuck during the day because the person eating it is fancy as fuck.
Alex: "You're going to brunch? It's already past lunch."
Awesome man: "I can eat brunch whenever the fuck I want to."
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It means irritated buthole. It comes from crunch, but the C is changed to a B from buthole. French people like to lick irritated butholes so they called their lunch 'brunch'.
"I went to the toilet and now I have a brunch!!" or "Some Frenchman licked my brunch and it was great!"
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A mixture of breakfast and lunch, used by stressed employees and bored new yorkers.
They should take into fact that no-one even has lunch anymore, and eats all the time like fat rats.
ok, if you're a fat republican playing golf in the sun, but screw it for the rest of us.
Brunch? What retard came up with that?
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A Bro Punch.
The act of a Bro punching another Bro.
Bro 1: "Hey look over there!"
Bro 2: "Huh?" {looks away}
{PUNCH!}
Bro 2: "Ahhhhh, What was that bro?"
Bro 1" That was a brunch for sleeping with my ex-girlfriend!
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(V.) To smoke cigarettes or other tobacco products. A fancier name for, "Smoking". It make's you sound refined and confuses most people, like your apart of and exclusive club.
(Guy #1) "Well, it's time for brunch".
(Guy #2) "lead the way, my watch reads; brunch-thirty"
*(Confused eavesdroppers look at each other)*
(eavesdropper #1) "Why the fuck did he just say, "brunch"?
(eavesdropper #2) "I don't know, my phone says 4:30 p.m."?
(eavesdropper #1) "Hmm... I bet they're important".
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A meal eaten with friends in between lunch and breakfast
Chad G wont be attending brunch at 10 because he is too caked up to tell his teeny side piece to get ready an hour earlier!
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Brunch- 1. when fried chicken doesn't make you feel like a slave.
2.when a black person eats out w/ a white person.
1. Son: The brunch was good mom, but next time, don't let the chicken cook for 2 hours.
Mom: *Speechless*
2.Jombaquisha: You want to go to KFC for brunch!?
Jake: Sure... I guess????
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