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Food eaten whenever the fuck during the day because the person eating it is fancy as fuck.
Alex: "You're going to brunch? It's already past lunch."
Awesome man: "I can eat brunch whenever the fuck I want to."
It means irritated buthole. It comes from crunch, but the C is changed to a B from buthole. French people like to lick irritated butholes so they called their lunch 'brunch'.
"I went to the toilet and now I have a brunch!!" or "Some Frenchman licked my brunch and it was great!"
A mixture of breakfast and lunch, used by stressed employees and bored new yorkers.
They should take into fact that no-one even has lunch anymore, and eats all the time like fat rats.
ok, if you're a fat republican playing golf in the sun, but screw it for the rest of us.
Brunch? What retard came up with that?
A Bro Punch.
The act of a Bro punching another Bro.
Bro 1: "Hey look over there!"
Bro 2: "Huh?" {looks away}
{PUNCH!}
Bro 2: "Ahhhhh, What was that bro?"
Bro 1" That was a brunch for sleeping with my ex-girlfriend!
(V.) To smoke cigarettes or other tobacco products. A fancier name for, "Smoking". It make's you sound refined and confuses most people, like your apart of and exclusive club.
(Guy #1) "Well, it's time for brunch".
(Guy #2) "lead the way, my watch reads; brunch-thirty"
*(Confused eavesdroppers look at each other)*
(eavesdropper #1) "Why the fuck did he just say, "brunch"?
(eavesdropper #2) "I don't know, my phone says 4:30 p.m."?
(eavesdropper #1) "Hmm... I bet they're important".
A meal eaten with friends in between lunch and breakfast
Chad G wont be attending brunch at 10 because he is too caked up to tell his teeny side piece to get ready an hour earlier!
A slang term usually aimed at American Democrat voters (generally those who are upper middle class or rich) who care more about being mildly inconvenienced by not being able to go to brunch than they do about people who aren't as better off as them.
The term originated during the Women's March on Washington in 2017, where several white women held up signs that said "If Hillary were president, we'd be at brunch."
"In American politics you can be one of three people: The Millionaire, The poor Republican/Democrat, or the Brunch Democrat. No one likes the Brunch Democrat."