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buford two step

also known in the south as the okie doke or scam
"Man he got me when i got home the stuff didn't even look real"

buford two step okie doke

by EEdouble June 4, 2016


Buford

Like Buford T. Justice in Cannonball Run or the dog Buford in the cartoon of the same name, bufords are generally uneducated and slow, always conservative, and often found in rural areas. It is a typical Southern name like "Bubba" for a reason: bufords are often found in the Southern USA.

When you find bufords in the North, they will often hang confederate flags or have stickers of confederate flags on their trucks, as if they are living in the South, despite the fact they never left their hometown. They are generally bigots and xenophobes. To them, Archie Bunker is a hero figure.

Bufords enjoy chewing tobacco, hunting deer, not going to college, mullets, country music, the worst songs on the classic rock station, doing the laziest manual labor possible (think of a fat guy who can barely walk sitting on a John Deere machine all day), pretending they're tough, and ganging up on people who are different from them. In the South, a common form of this behavior was lynching. In modern times, it's often just three or more guys attacking one person in a back alley somewhere.

Bufords often get into law enforcement positions because they are angry, ignorant bullies by nature.

It is estimated 80% of Republicans are bufords. The remaining 20% are sociopaths who make more than $400,000 per year. If you are Republican and not making $400k, then you are likely a buford.

"I can't wait to get out of this buford ass town."

by Socket of Davis November 5, 2021


Buford

A person with a puss filled face.

Named after Buford Pusser Walking Tall

That guy over must be named Buford!
He has bad acne

by Fickle Finger November 28, 2021


Buford

A hot sexy hunk that is so funny and handsome, He has the biggest dick and is a woman magnet. Buford is the dream man

Buford is so hawt I wanna do unspeakable things to him...

by BufordBigBalls September 18, 2021


Buford

People named Cady

Cady is such a buford

by bbgoli June 6, 2022


Buford

The noise you make when you vomit or throw up. To vomit or throw up.

If that's the afredo pie I'm going to Buford.

by Hajo August 8, 2020


Buford, SC

Buford isn’t anything but a bunch of rednecks. All they like to do is kick fucking mud up and ring their cow bells. They suck and basketball and have black kid on their team nicknamed slave. You asked for the motherfucking south and you got a bunch of hillbilly redneck headasses with camouflage on trying to fuck shit up 24/7

Buford, SC is nothing but a bunch of headasses with tractors.

by Fuck Buford April 5, 2018