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Slang for a person with most or all of the risk factors to be tapped by the stealthy Coronavirus.
Well shit, I’m old and my health is fucked, so I guess I’m a perfect Covid bullseye!
The act of urinating through the hole in a doughnut into a urinal or a toilet and then proceeding to eat said doughnut
Guy 1: "I bet Mark $30 he wouldn't do a Golden Bullseye the other day."
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"
The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.
Yo man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best mexican bullseye ever.
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A man who is more than 90% accurate with his cumshot
What can I say honey, I'm just as good as Bullseye Bill!
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Trendy lower-back tattoo that serves as a target when ejaculating from behind on your girl. Or somebody else's girl.
"Todd is totally going to freak out when he finds out I unloaded on his underage sister's cumshot bullseye."
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Soggy bullseye is a game played by a group of mates (usually 4+) where they nominate one of the fellas to bend over and spread their cheeks. The other blokes all jack off and try and shoot their loads on to the “bullseye” from the furthest distance away. The bloke that gets his target from the furthest distance wins a free reach around at the end of the night
Me and the boys had a wicked game of soggy bullseye last night.. spanga copped it hard..
A very large and overgrown patch of pubic hair, where the margin marking the transition from peri-vaginal hair to peri-anal hair is blurred-essentially creating a continuous patch of hair from the low back to the belly-button
Lee: Hey- Sanj- you hooked up with that hot chick priti - I bet that was incredible!
Sanj: Yeah, I thought it was going to be incredible- but she has a big turkish bullseye- it looked like a camel's asshole down there
Lee: Oh shit- that sucks
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