Bundies

(n) Irregular underwear, found loose in a bin. Usually discovered at a dirt mall, flea market, or other discount venue.

Note 1: Irregularities are generated through factory mistakes in mass-production.

Note 2: In most cases, people find that in spite of the substantial discount, the low cost of bundies is not worth the trade. Due to a lack of packaging, you do not know where bundies have been. In addition, most irregularities make bundies so uncomfortable they are functionally useless.

While rummaging through a big crate of bundies, I found a pair of tighty whities with one leg hole too big, and one leg hole too small, but that was nothing compared to the boxer shorts with a collar.

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The Bundy

It is the masturbation method made famous by Al Bundy.

"I did the bundy lastnight because my girl friend wouldnt give me the shag."

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bundy

Bundaberg. A brand of alcohol.

Hey Robbo, chuck us another Bundy, will ya?

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bundy

Cheap, horey, sketchy.

Someone who lives in a dodgey, poor, shit hole would buy bundy shit.

You're a bundy cunt

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bundy

n. A desperate act accompanied by failure, usually caused by extreme poverty or irredeemable luck.

I made a white-trash sandwich with steak-umms, ketchup, and cheese-whiz, and white bread. It tasted like shit. I pulled a bundy.

He pulled a bundy and bought a crappy 1978 Dodge station wagon.

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BUNDY

Is an acronym for "But unfortunately not dead yet" Usually prefixed with FUBAR.

Dude 1:"His company got hit with several mortars."
Dude 2:"Damn, what's their condition?"
Dude 1:"FUBAR BUNDY"

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bundy

my thicc samoan friend.

hey bundy, nice ass