An act of intercourse where the man has the girl in a Randy Orton-like submission (usually preceded by an RKO) whilst placing his fungus-infected toes inside all of her orifices. Usually done without the presence of lubricant, and often transitions straight into intercoarse with a flaccid penis.
"Yo, I was so drunk last night, I gave that girl a California Bunion Ride."
A big bulbous nose with pot holes and a build up of black heads and fungus. Usually has long busy back combed hair, with yellow highlights preformed by a private hair dresser.
Person 1: Hi i am a pickled bunion nose, i have exessive mould growing off my nose"
Person 2: "Oh whys that"
Person 1: "Because ive got got lots of blackheads and its extremely pickled"
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Two guys sitting across from each other who simultaneously massage each other's balls with their feet and toes. Yup. The ol' double foot fuck.
It looked like he was just watching a movie with his boyfriend on the couch, but I'm pretty sure they're ball-buffing bunion-buddies.
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siofra brady is a rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions
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Those little, hard, dirty bits of snow and ice that collect along the side of a plowed road.
I like to swerve and run over snow bunions, when I'm bored.