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An absolute weapon who bleats all day about houses, often takes people to a Friday Gun Show, and is a proper beanpole.
That fella is a proper Burches
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pretty much the coolest dude ever. he taught superman to fly and the hulk his upper body workout. he invented the alphabet, and told the first chuck norris joke ever. the dos equis man demanded a disclaimer saying that he was second to Reuben Nathaniel Burch. pretty much a freakin genius, total nerd, sexy nerd, sweetest, most awesome guy you have ever had the privilege of hearing about.
if the greatest minds in history were to meet, Aristotle, Hume, Kant, and Rosa Parks and all the greats were to get together and have a god-like idea it would be to ready mankind for the awesomeness of Reuben Nathaniel Burch.
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1. Simultaneously burping and belching after eating way too much.
2. Perching like a serious burd at the treetop instead of using a regular branch.
3. Digging a tunnel and burrowing into a church for no reasonable reason.
4. Burning hard but still marching forward like a real trooper.
5. Searching for the source of all your burdens.
1. "I burched so hard after eating seven steaks and a bucket of rainbow salad."
2. "Look at that mad hummingbird burching at the top of that birch!"
3. "Those weird brothers burched the cathedral last night to play with the relics."
4. "My girlfriend threw a tantrum again but hey, I'm still burching on."
5. "Life is hard, my friend, but I keep burching for solutions."
The disability that Timmy Burch has on South Park
“If Jimmy has Cerebral Palsy, then what does Timmy have?”
“I think he just has Burch Syndrome”
An amazing man, with arms the size of small children's heads. One who is so handsome, that women become wet instantly upon seeing him.
Hey girl! You see Michael Burch over there? He's making me so wet.
A very, gentle, loving, caring mommas boy who often enjoys getting the gains and is known for being very loving to their sibling and who wouldn’t want to date a Trey Burch! The sexiest man alive!
Did you see that trey burch in the hall the other day? “Yeah it was crispito day”
Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.
Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.
If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.
Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.
This is Sam Burch
Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?
Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...