scheme burd

lassie that lives in a bad or dodgy housing estate or council house. They may act in a way that is tough and try to act hard. they probably live in poverty

Justin: You're a scheme burd gadz
Ava: Aye n wit

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Meester Burd

The formal name of every pigeon in New York City. They are characterized by their head bobbing motion while walking, angry appearance, and consistent correction of their name in restaurants where they have made reservations.

Waiter - "Yes I see your reservation right here Mister Bird."
Meester Burd - "No, no. It's Meester Burd!"

Burd's Brown Brisket

The outcome of mixing your shit with glue and dye, in order to create the consistency of beef brisket. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for rare or 400 degrees for a creamier brown.

Last night Burd cooked me up some of his famous Burd's Brown Brisket for me and Ashley, she ran out of the house screaming at the first scent of the monstrosity.

Sup burd u want sum?

Rizzler walks past an attractive person of the female gender and says: sup burd u want sum?
Girl: I thought u would never ask 😍

Be careful when using, the moment u ask if she wants sum, she will instantly think abt u raw doggin that ass from the back.

Note: if using on an unattractive women, u must say “u want sum dirty burd?” In order to imply that the girl is dirty

sup burd u want sum? Used when walking by a hot girl when u want her to fall in love with you.

U want sum burd

Rizz god: u want sum dirty burd?
Burd: yes daddy gimme that cock

I’m bouta fuck that dirty burd she wants sum after I asked her “u want sum burd”

Burd Dick

Devon burd dick from chatsworth

Haven’t ya seen the burd dick fly across chatsworth

burd

Another way to say bird but like a turd

Little Boy: "I saw a burd."