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Sperm Burden

The result of not pulling out, being too drunk too care, or failed birth control will end up with a personal financial and emotional weight for eighteen years. Usually making it impossible to go and do anything normal adults want to do.

I can't afford to go on vacation because of my sperm burden.

by President McDevitt January 15, 2018


beast of burden

beast of burden... best ballad by the stones...

despite other belief(that crappy definition above or below it) a beast of burden is someone who hangs around and screws everything up for their courter..(bf/gf)

someone who really messes everything up

a magic the gathering card that stats ar e phenominal

"ill never be your beast of burden, my back is broad but its a hurtin, all i want you to do is make love to me"

by Esteban January 1, 2005

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Taxpayers Burden

People who are totally useless and non productive in American society. These people now roam freely while destroying the economic and social infrastructure of America.

Maria gives birth to baby Carlos in a county hospital. Because Maria used crack cocaine during her pregnancy, baby Carlos is born prematurely. This premature birth requires her baby to spend two months in intensive care. The hospital bills now add up to over 100,000 dollars. The hardworking taxpayers of America will pay for these bills.
Little Carlos is now enrolled in public school. Because Carlos has not been exposed to the English language in his early childhood, he must be taught in bilingual education. Carlos also receives free school lunches and his mother Maria is collecting welfare and food stamps. This is an additional tax burden for the hardworking Americans in this country.
Carlos is now a teenager. He has recently joined a street gang. Because of various crimes including drug possession and burglary, Carlos has been in and out of the juvenile justice system for most of his teenage years. During his teenage years, Carlos also impregnated two girls in his gang and has refused to accept responsibility.
Carlos is now an adult. His criminal record has grown to include armed robbery, car jackings and assault. He has spent most of his adult life in and out of jail.
Carlos is now addicted to crack cocaine. He has suffered two drug overdoses. On his 3rd overdose, Carlos dies.

Summery: A Taxpayers Burden, from birth until death.

by AHWWM March 17, 2005

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Burden to society

Someone who causes a great deal of destruction and choas to the people/society they live in. Burdens to society are in trouble way more than the average person. Burdens are usually outcast by society because they cause to much trouble. Burdens love to party.

Im sorry i cant help that i am a burden to society

once a burden always a burden

Candace why are you such a burden to society?


by mr. mcjizzums February 26, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Burden of Clippers

An obligation to get off of Discord because they're dirty as fuck and needs a bald fade, as well as a shower.

Exdeath: Naruto is outerversal
Xeno: Burden of Clippers states that you need to get off the cord cuz you're dirty asl
Exdeath: Fuck

by XenoApe November 19, 2020


matt burden

the fuckin man basically the biggest motha fuckin tough guy at woodstock academy and no one can fuck with this cash money millionaire

matt burden is the man and everyone should know it

by dan jackman April 30, 2008

28๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Burden of a Day

A christian screamo/hardcore band from Sarasota, Florida....and they're one of the best bands ever!!!!!!

Burden of a Day rocks.

by juan david October 26, 2006

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