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A great fucking comedian who loves to repeat stuff. He also feels like shit.
You know that guy who always feels like shit?
Bo Burnham?
Yea him!
An all girls prep school in Western Massachusetts that has the usual lesbians, party girls, and preps. However Stoneleigh girls are known to be the fun party girls. Not to be compared with the prudes from Miss Halls, bitches from Westover, snobs of Miss Porter's, and skanks of Ethel Walker. Stoneleigh girls are the type of girls girls want to be and guys brag about knowing.
Salisbury Guy #1: Dude did you see that hot girl from Porter's?
Salisbury Guy #2: No, but I definetetly saw those girls from Stoneleigh-Burnham, they are always a good time!
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the act of spankin' it in the shower. Named for the character in "American Beauty."
"I pulled a Lester Burnham before work this morning."
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This dog looks like a rat. Look it up, I dare you.
Me: Did you see Bruce Burnham?
You: Yeah, it looks like a rat.
Me: I know.
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Jesus Christ in the flesh. A prophet that has been sent from the heavens to sing to us about white women on Instagram
Person A:Hey do you know about Bo Burnham?
Person B: Are you kidding me? I worship that man!
When your with a girl on the beach and you stick your dick in the sand then in her butt until you wear the tattoo off her ass
I was hooking up with this chick and she told me she likes housewives of Atlanta and so I gave her the dirty Burnham.