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1)The act of anal intercourse with a burrito. It is done by sticking an erect penis into a Burrito of your choice and sticking it into your partners anus. After climax has been reached, your partner will crap out the burrito and either you, your partner, or the two of you can enjoy the feast!
2) Any act of placing food into the anus and crapping it out after climax and eatting it.
I Burritoed Aaron last night
I will be burritoing him tomorrow
Can I burrito you?
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tHiS oNe vAto wHo gO 2 mY sChOOL aN looK liKe sOmEbOdY fUcKeD hiM uP wiT a bAsEbALL bAT, hiZ eYEz b cRoSS-eYeD tOO! dAt niGGa hEllA ovErwEigHT aN hE b wEaRiN tHa sAmE cLoThEz eVeRy dAy! wE cAll hiM"BuRRiTo" cAuSE hE lOOk liKE oNe, lolZ. eVeRyBoDy b fuCkiN wiT hiM! hE gOt tHA sHiT kNoCkEd oUTTa hiM bY eVeRybODy. hE aFrAiD oF eVEryoNe! bUt, hOW tHa fuCK eVeRybODy iN tHa sChOOl kNoW hiM? hE liKE tHa mOsT pOpuLaR fOOl iN tHa sChOOl, buT ppL b fuCKiN wiT hiM aLL tHA tiME!
"ThEy cAll dAT niGGa, BuRRiTo!"
"BuRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRITOOOHHHHH!"
"Tu mAdRe gOT fUCKEd bY BuRRiTo lASt niGHT!"
"WhErEd yO paReNTz fiNd u BuRRiTo?!!!?"
"BuRRiTo b tHa PIMP nAmE!!!!"
"BuRRiTo iZ 1 uGlY mO fUcKR!!!"
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A sexual act in which a male inserts his penis into someone's anus who proceeds to flatulate until orgasm is reached.
I heard Chris and Sam ate some chili and then went off to make some burritos.
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Poop of any kind; Derives from the ancient Greek language.
"Man! You just ate that cat burrito off the floor!"
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The act of rolling yourself up in a blanket to become a human burrito.
Don't mind Erin, she's just burritoing on the floor.
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Burritoing (Verb) - The act of wrapping yourself in multiple blankets, nearing, but not reaching, the point of suffocation.
Cam was burritoing while watching a movie! He was so comfy wrapped up in all the blankets!
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In the Sonara desert of northern Mexico, a dehydrated man called Juan Cuathalmetalmoctolpethactuactl, deprived of sex for more than 6 hours, met an attractive woman. The Mexican-Peruvian seductress agreed to make sweet love to Juan until the morning. When he woke up, he only saw a donkey, and realised he had hallucinated. There had been no Mexican-Peruvian seductress, and Juan was sad. Still, he accepted his son as if he was non-donkey-related. What came next, is legend. As Juan wanted his son to always know where he had come from, he decided to call him Burro ("donkey"). But Burro grew up to be a tiny Mexican, so his friends soon started calling him Burrito. This irritated him, so at the age of 10, on a schooltrip to Guadalajara, one night he decided to roll all of his classmates tightly into their own bed sheets, later claiming he "only Burrito'ed" them. The Mexican Policia sent him to Hocpoctolocpatecl Prison, in the South. There, he gained the nickname Bean, due to his amazing skills with beans which he developed during many lonely hours in the cell. Burrito "Bean" got out of prison 26 years later, ready to make it big. What followed was a chain of more than 6'000 stores, collected under the quality brand name, Taco Bell. And their first product? Exactly, the Bean Burrito, invented by and named after Burro "Bean" Cuathalmetalmoctolpethactuactl. Moreover, the specific product name Burrito has become a general term for anything looking like the original burrito.
nice burrito
right? right?! You should hear the story...
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