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The kind of greasy guy or gal who lives at best in section 8 housing and usually carries syringes, rubber bands, and/or tinfoil, but no ID or hairbrush.
My creepy neighbor has an assorted collection of bus stop rejects knocking on his door every day to buy drugs. A young, arguing couple just knocked on his door as I'm writing this sentence, no lie.
A creepy old perv at a school bus stop with a boner.
Morgan got kicked off of Facebook again for posting pictures of his bus stop boner.
An old perv standing at a school bus stop with a boner.
Morgan got banned from Facebook for posting pictures of his bus stop boner.
When you're sitting on the top deck of the bus and you see a sock on top of the bus shelter.
You don't really know how it got up there and what is it doing up there. The sock have elevated beyond its ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him there to begin with
That little man David is like a Sock on a Bus Stop. I don't know how he got here!
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shaggin someone up the gaffer whilst using an adult return ticket and drinking a bottle of JD.
"i was once a bus stop humpbumper, now im married to elton"
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When one is sitting on a bus or shuttle (most commonly at a college or university) and keeps a mental tab on who they think is the hottest person on the bus.
Joe: That girl is pretty fine.
Steve: Yeah, but that girl over there wins my bus stop beauty pageant. Hands down.
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To have some sort of sexual interraction with a member of the opposite sex (or indeed same sex, depending on your orientation), but not go the whole mile and have actual intercourse.
"What did you do after you left the Hogs Head, Matt?"
"I was pretty drunk mate, I had to walk home via the bus stop"
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