a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek!
"er i was sukin off dese mandem last night and dey all had chutney hoods,alie?! raaas dat dutty"
Used to describe semen. Should only be used to solicit disgust and/or laughter.
"I flooded her gullet with hot man-chutney."
A weasel who likes to burrow in the chutney
He moved in close and gave him a reach-around like the chutney weasel he is
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a homosexual male or a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory.
that man likes anal sex, he must be a chutney ferret.
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the anus, so-called because the chute is an exit point. What passes through the chute bears an uncanny resemblance to that pungent relish called chutney.
Bazza: Oh maaaate that was a bloody hot vindaloo we ate last night, fair dinkum
Dazza: I spray painted the porcelain pony this morning
Bazza: Yeah, it looks the same coming out as it does going in
Dazza: My chutney chute is still burning
An unusual name referring exclusively to the main exit from an active derrière.
I.e. "Jebus I've been blowing chunks out my chutney hole all morning, must of been a dodgy curry last night"
A digested condiment made of fruits or vegetables expelled from the anus in a lose stool due to overeating of fruits or vegetables causing explosive diarrhea resembling a Chutney.
Jason ate so many prunes his diarrhea looked like an anal chutney.