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butt crack of dawn

An early time of awakening for those that usually get up around noon. Thus, the time would be something like 10-11 a.m. or so.

Lou: What time did you get up?
Stu: Today it was like the crack of dawn for me! Like 11 a.m.
Lou: Dude, that's more like the butt crack of dawn.

by Pie Lady February 14, 2006

42πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


butt-crack cum

butt-crack cum is the sweet cream that guys shoot on the butt-crack of another dude, and then they have the designated butt-crack-licker lap it up.

I'm usually the guy who gets to lick up all the butt-crack cum that cadets deposit on other cadets' ass-cracks!

by USAF Cadet July 5, 2021

190πŸ‘ 252πŸ‘Ž


Butt crack jack

Butt crack jack is a redhead who is a butt crack. He is a pain in the arse and weird. I dislike him and do not trust him.

Butt crack jack the little kid who gets smacked!

by Farting Tim March 20, 2022


butt crack of anus

Like the butt crack of Dawn, but more literal.

Dawn doesn’t have a butt crack, but an anus does

My damn alarm woke me up at the butt crack of anus

by bsudaho February 26, 2022


butt crack plaque

butt crack poop crusties or hairy backwards lana area.

"Dang man, i didn't wipe my butt good enough. Now i have butt crack plaque!"

by EHAYNA October 4, 2008

9πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Butt Crack Shooter

Three people (usually gay or frat boys) are needed to pull of this drinking maneuver.The first man is naked and bent over with his legs slightly apart. The second person is behind the first on his knees, with his face just under ass level. The Third person pours the alcohol down the small of the back of the first person, thereby the alcohol passes through the butt-crack, into the mouth of the second man.

After the Jonas brothers concert, you guys wanna do some Butt Crack Shooters?

by dethphone November 9, 2009

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


athletic butt crack

butt cracks having a wide range of ability, including normal to paralyzing digestive functions as well as the power to crush objects of all shapes and sizes.

Crystle was known to have the most athletic butt crack of the bunch, as evidenced by her ability to clear the room at a moment's notice.

by Lyall Smith May 29, 2008

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž