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why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?
because he eats my peanut butter muffin
1. Do you like hot semen inside your vagina?
2. Do you like butter in your muffin?
No, thank-you. Just jam for me
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Typically for women with a muffin top. To ejaculate on a women's stomach after pulling out and spread it with your dick, like spreading butter on a muffin.
I don't want to get her pregnant so I'll butter her muffin instead. She might even suck me off after.