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Chicks before friends. This is mainly used for boyfriends who priorities their friends over their girlfriends. It's sort of like bros before hoes.
Luke: How come Matt's not coming tonight? Is it because of his new girlfriend?
Paul: Yeah.
Luke: WTF, cbf.
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to be honest, i can't be fucked.
person 1: oh my god i got two tickets to go to a U2 concert, wanna go with me?
me: tbh, i cbf because u2 suck a fat one
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A female indigenous to the state of Colorado with a tight, tanned body from hiking, yoga, being out doors and sadly have the worst case of butter face. They are the majority of the population and all to common in areas of Boulder, Denver, and Fort Collins, CO.
CBF has been shown to be both a genetic expressed in Colorado, and an imported trait found in college age women and up.
The short phrasing of the situation goes as such:
'The CBF in this PRE are DTF' ... or 'The Colorado Butter Face in this Pussy Rich Environment are Down To Fuck' ....
'Look at the ass on the girl! Let's see what her face loo..... awwwwwwwwww :( ... she's got the CBF - Colorado Butter Face.
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when you really cant be fucked doing anything
Teacher: Today we start calculus
Student: No
Teacher: Whys that?
Student: my cbf levels are off the charts
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*text messages*
person 1- “hey did you see that john and marie broke up?”
person 2- “yeah i saw he left her for me LMAO”
person 1- “damn girl cbfs💀”
Famous YouTuber with not more than 30 subscribers. Has ADHD and makes his famous debut with his first rap. The ultimate master who creates typhoons and hurricanes in the name of Lightning Tornado. Favourite food is potato
Corona-Boyfriend (CBF) is a partner that has the purpose to eliminate loneliness during the corona pandemic crisis. Many governments around the world have introduced temporary laws of self-isolations, making it by law possible to only meet your partner. CBF is a mutual and temporary relationship during the corona crises and is characterized by lowered standards between the choices of partner.
Ben is lucky as he got himself a CBF before the total shut down of the city.