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Cory Light Syndrome:: Your penis is so small, you have to have a magnifying glass and tweezers to put it away and/or find it.
I tried having sex with that dude, but he has major CLS.
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CLS - Conditional Lowering of Standards
Coined in the UK, the state at which you hook up with someone below the level you normally would due to intense inebriation.
Person 1: WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THEM?!
Person 2: Don't worry, it was just my CLS kicking in.
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Cock licking Schmuck!.. self explanatory.
Alex Trebek: "Welcome back to Jeapordy."
Contestant 3 John: "I'll take Acronyms for 200 please."
Trebek: "CLS."
Contestant 3 John: "What is a Cock Licking Schmuck?"
Trebek: "Correct."
Contestant 2 Carl: "Hey wait, those are my initials!"
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The MOST important person on this earth always has been always will be i LOVE this person so much words couldnt explain
think of the most important person in your life, just ten times better
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a guy that is so kinda and loving that if u dont know a c.l. u havent lived life to its fullest
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a fine ass bastard with a nice body that is goin out with the luckiest gurl in the world
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