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Opposite of a Fox News liberal. Analyst or pundit labeled as "conservative" or Republican by CNN themselves. Meant to show balance of opinion. These talking head do not show the slightest deviation in opinion from their liberal counterparts who also always agree with each other. These "conservatives" agree to anything the host will say. CNN round tables consist of three or more people agreeing, during election nights as many as ten or twelve.
The so-called CNN conservatives are agreeing Al Sharpton or Nancy Pelosi again.
David Gergen agreed with Anderson for 800th time in a row that these Republicans are simply wrong and Obama was brilliant again. He's a CNN conservative.
David Brooks smiled when Piers called him conservative. He went on to praise Barack Obama, Pelosi and ripped every Republican running for office. He said we must support Obama policies. Must be a CNN conservative.
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Exact opposite of "Netflix and chill": watching the news with a friend/friends and totally losing your shit over the terrifying subject matter, no one is getting laid in this scenario.
" I invited some coworkers over to watch the election coverage on Tuesday, it turned into a complete CNN and panic situation"
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The defining factor of whether something is true or not is based solely on this. If CNN has not confirmed it it isn't true, but if CNN confirmed it it is fact.
Guy 1: Is Michael Jackson dead?
Guy 2: Yes, CNN confirmed it.
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Cnn news is a bs news sorce that flips everything onto the republicans. they lie and say the election is over so people stop voting and it is the definition of fake news
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When you're watching CNN or any other news network and think to yourself,"This isn't real, I'm probably just high". But then you realize you haven't smoked today.
When I saw Comey testify, I thought I was CNN stoned.
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a girl who looks fully developed but you can't tell how old she is so you don't know if you are being creepy or not. Derived from a cnn report on girls developing earlier
"That girl has rockin tits"
"I think she might be a cnn girl bro"
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A brainwashed sheep who virtue signals by posting the black square but supports exterminating the black weeds (abortion). A self righteous hypocrite who bans plastic straws and wears a mask but couldn’t give to shits about the 10 million people starving to death and is not only a prime candidate for the mark of the Beast because of their denial of God but they want to mandate deadly vaccines to everyone out of sheer ignorance to the fall of Babylon and the binary final resting places being Heaven or Hell.
Instead of saying the retards are running the school...the CNN watchers are running the school
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