Jake feels cabbaged after work. Heβs tired after work.
Iβm absolutely cabbaged after my day at work
A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
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Ghetto slang for a coronary artery bypass graft (CABG), a common surgery for those who have suffered a heart attack or have certain chronic cardiac defects.
Mike: "Ni'a I'm gonna blast my gat and it's gonna fuck you up so bad the ER doctors are gonna have to do a double-cabbage on yo' bitch ass."
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"
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the act of turning ones school bag inside out, putting the contents back in and zipping up the bag, usually performed in schools
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A person's head. Called a cabbage because of the size/shape resemblance to the vegetable. A hip hop term.
When I'm attacking wack MCs I put automatics in the back of they cabbage and blast the cortex into fragments.
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Description given to an item or person who carries the traits of a over-conscious Gucci wearing, butt-plug sitting, nasal talking, exaggerated expense without the justifiable cause; opposite of Ghetto.
Cabbage person: Have you been to that French restaurant down the street?
Ghetto Massive: Hell no. That place is so cabbage, I am just a student.
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A green, oddly shaped, foul tasting vegatable.
A favourate among those who like cabbages.
That green lump there, it looks like a cabbage!
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